YIkes

The lady in the picture is dressed in a traditional Bajau outfit. I do not know how I got myself into this but I will be wearing that outfit. But wait, it gets better, mine is RED and I will be dancing in front of hundreds of people in it. *faints*

I saw a video of the rehearsal and I look like a mad galloping pony who just got shot in the leg.

I suspect the psychological trauma will amount to many years in therapy. Especially when everyone sees the video. Note to self: destroy all video evidence of the performance.